As we mark the two-year memorial of BP's on-going oil disaster in the Gulf of Mexico, BP's propaganda machine is working harder than ever to paint a rosy, clean picture of the Gulf. Given the reality on the ground, however, the spin often fails miserably. Throughout the disaster, Leroy at @BPglobalPR has provided the funniest commentary to help keep us sane. Think you can do better?

For the Gulf Earth Month Caption Contest, make up your own "BP explanation" or other caption for the photos in this album and/or vote on your favorites by liking them. The captions with the most likes will get a prize!